Urban Dictionary: ripped

1. Having well defined muscles.
2. The state of being drunk.
3. Having inhaled deeply from a bong.
4. To fart.

1. That guy is all ripped up, he must be juicing!
2. Mike Hunt was drinking way too much at that party, he was totally ripped!
3. Dang, did you see the look in his eyes when he ripped that last hit?!
4. I was with my girl last night and her eyes started to water after I ripped a juicy one!

by Dave G-Spot September 15, 2003

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Ripped: To show up someone in public, and cause humor at their embarrasment.

Jen: Nice pants, Eugine... where did you get them from? The pound shop?
Eugine: Nice face, Jen, where did you get that from, your mother in law?
Harry: Jen's just been ripped by Eugine!

by Blahdsdgdgh January 29, 2007

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extremely low body fat combined with good musculature.

Lifting wieghts made me big, now dieting will get me ripped!

by yo mama September 15, 2003

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Ripped (adj.) - 1) Having well toned muscles, see jacked.
2) Being extremely intoxicated, usually from narcotic use.

Rip (verb) - 1) To copy the files from an audio CD to a computer.
2) To pass gas loudly.

Whoa, did you see his abs? That guy is ripped!

Oh man, I was ripped last night from all of that pot.

I ripped the newest Jay-Z CD after buying it. You want me to burn you a copy?

I ripped one so bad last night that we had to evacuate the room for a few minutes!

by The Pants April 05, 2008