Most fucking awsome guy you will ever met. He might seem like a duchy fuck tard in the beginning but as soon as he wips out his huge mongus duck from his pocket every one changes thier opinion. Even do he has an amazing duck Rikard is pretty awsome too. Some attributes Rikard has is for example: pussy magnet, extremely handsome, funnier then Hitler memes (kinda hard to fucking be that), And having a fucking huge dick.
Rikard-Naisbitt Effect refers to an extreme divergence between words and actions. Perpendicular to the Dunning-Kruger Effect, the concept reaches the point of absurdity in the extremity of incongruence.
I thought I was having a stroke when the Cybersecurity lecture was swapped with Pop Culture101. It was definitely Rikard-Naisbitt Effect!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*