Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."
by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007
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I rode the dragon right through my own garage door yesterday.
Hey! Ya want to go ride a dragon with me? We don't even need our own, we can just borrow someone else's for a bit.
Listen to this! Before I begin let me just say this guy's my idol. So apparently a few years back a man got his pilot's license so he could officially fly planes! One day he decided to truly "Ride the Dragon" and flew a plane, high on heroin, and after about 14 seconds of flight landed safely on the highway, only to be crushed by an 18 wheeler truck. Interestingly enough, it turns out the truck was carrying a whopping 130 kilos of heroin, which was quickly confiscated by the police.
I rode the dragon right through my own garage door yesterday.
Hey! Ya want to go ride a dragon with me? We don't even need our own, we can just borrow someone else's for a bit.
Listen to this! Before I begin let me just say this guy's my idol. So apparently a few years back a man got his pilot's license so he could officially fly planes! One day he decided to truly "Ride the Dragon" and flew a plane, high on heroin, and after about 14 seconds of flight landed safely on the highway, only to be crushed by an 18 wheeler truck. Interestingly enough, it turns out the truck was carrying a whopping 130 kilos of heroin, which was quickly confiscated by the police.
by Guitano98 October 3, 2009
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Get the Riding the Dragon mug.by what breh July 28, 2016
Get the Riding the Purple Dragon mug.Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.
To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.
To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"
by ChunderDragonRider September 10, 2010
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'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'
"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."
"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."
by TMH88-UK October 3, 2012
Get the Riding the Black Dragon mug.Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
by Tory Burnett November 7, 2007
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