reverse stink tittied

where a bearded man takes a shit in a flat womans chest and then tity fucks his own shit.

(rowan) whats the story
(josh)i reverse stink tittied my cousin last night
(rowan)OK im going to leave now

by leanne healy (rowans gf) May 11, 2020

Reverse Barracuda

Instead of two in the pink and one in the poo, its two in poo and one in the pink!

The typing pool girl was getting a drink from the water cooler, bending over to get her drink, and wasnt wearing panties, so the work experience guy took his chance and gave her the 'reverse barracuda' - two in the poo and one in the pink

by AccLaw May 24, 2018

Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023

Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina

I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019

reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"

Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin

by itsjustAkira January 18, 2019

Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)

“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”

by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020

Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.

While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

by Brian and Eli forevs February 3, 2018