(PERV)-Noun.
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2010
Not to be seen as Assassins Creed 3, but as a sequel to Assassins Creed:Brotherhood and the conclusion of the 'Ezio Trilogy'. In the game Ezio, now an ageing assassin, visits Constantinople in search of the missing keys of Altair, to unlock the secrets left in Masyaf, home of the Assassins order.
The gameplay is almost identical to Brotherhood, with exceptions being the ability to craft bombs and to use a hookblade to zipline across the city. You still freerun across rooftops, recruit citizens to the Assassin order, and kill lots of Templars
The gameplay is almost identical to Brotherhood, with exceptions being the ability to craft bombs and to use a hookblade to zipline across the city. You still freerun across rooftops, recruit citizens to the Assassin order, and kill lots of Templars
Assassin's Creed: Revelations may be fun, but it is basically Assassins Creed 2 and 3/4's. Assassin's Creed 2 or Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood are the same game but cheaper
by Sergers March 19, 2012
Pertains only to the male species.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.
by Cowtoy August 15, 2012
The Third installment to the Assassin's Creed Franchise.
Note: "Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood" is regarded as game number 2.5, since it picks up right after AC 2 left off and does not include ground breaking updates from the 2nd installment, instead of 3 (AC Revelations) according to its fan base.
Note: "Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood" is regarded as game number 2.5, since it picks up right after AC 2 left off and does not include ground breaking updates from the 2nd installment, instead of 3 (AC Revelations) according to its fan base.
Dude, did you hear about the new Assassin's Creed Revelations game coming out? Its going to be the best yet!!!
by TheNewRiflemanBob2 June 3, 2011
Happens around January 15th with the realization that there's no way you'll be able to keep your New Year's Resolution.
Oh man, I was totally going to get in shape, but I ate that whole pizza and had a New Year's Revelation.
by VDG January 2, 2010