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retaliatory masturbation 

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

retaliatory fart 

A fart-bomb dropped in protest.
As he left the bar without getting served, hé ripped an aggressive retaliatory fart.
retaliatory fart by m8us August 24, 2016

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me
retaliatory gift by HED23 January 9, 2008

retaliatory flatulence 

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

retaliatory flatulence 

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

retarditry 

The state of being retarded, or a general moron. See also "Fucktard."
Your retarditry is really starting to grate on my nerves.

Let the retarditry begin!

Bobby's amazing display of retarditry snagged him the gold at the Special Olympics. He's going to Hawaii. Yay.
retarditry by James Cernero March 25, 2005