Respiratory therapist 

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

Respiratory therapist by JennOwens August 11, 2008

Respiratory Therapist 

A medical professional thats has more brains than a nurse (such as pinky compared to the brain) and more comman sense(cents) than a doctor has in their bank

patient: can i talk to someone who knows what to do around this hospital?

nurse: let me go get the respiratory therapist

Respiratory Therapist by RT MV July 8, 2010

respiratory therapy (RT) 

A smoking break; smoke break; to smoke.

A phrase used to ask someone if they wanna go for a smoking break with you (in a cooler way).

Used to combat the notion that smoking breaks are 100% negative occasions, since the respiratory therapy they offer is often more than 100% beneficial to the recipient.

Andy: "Hey Chris, RT?"

Chris: "Sure, I'm totally down for some respiratory therapy right now."

Tom: "You two do realize the lung cancer risks right?"

Andy: "Are you kidding me? Respiratory therapy (RT) is totally good for you."

Chris: "Yup RT'ing 2-3 times a day actually improves your mental health and sharpness."

respiratory therapy (RT) by AttiFinch June 9, 2011

Respiratory Therapist 

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.

Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.

Respiratory Therapist by Stabn722 March 14, 2017

respiratory system 

‘The Respiratory System’ is the process of breathing in oxygen, and out C02 (Carbon Dioxide).

The Respiratory starts in the joint that holds the connection between your mouth and nose, this then flows all the way through a long tube and is connected to the lungs. Here...

Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”

Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.

Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”

respiratory system by LlamaFlames4life June 11, 2019

Respiratory Orgy 

A social gathering of selfish people, without masks or social distancing, during a global pandemic, at which covid-19 could easily spread through close contact of respiratory droplets.

Thanks for including me in your invitations, however I will not be attending your respiratory orgy.

Respiratory Orgy by Gin5 November 6, 2020

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum 

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum by AR7AS January 5, 2023