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relieving yourself 

Relieving one's self is a polite way of saying "peeing". For example "He proceeded to relieve him self against a tree" or "She had remove herself from the dinner table momentarily to relieve herself".
Could you excuse me?, I have to relieve myself. Hence "relieving yourself"

relieving stress 

to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."
hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress.
relieving stress by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

West Virginia relining 

When a woman's genitalia become so used up it ain't good for anything so you take a bone in ham, turkey leg, chicken leg (depending on amount of use it has seen) and you place said relining tool inside the woman's genitalia and remove just the bone leaving said relining material inside and removing the handle aka bone.
Man I got with this chick the other day and we hooked up but she was soo loose I couldn't get off. She texted for some more the next day and I said " only if we stop and get a turkey leg to give you a west Virginia relining.

reviving sexlife 

Going many years without sex , now is time to get back to the action before forgetting how
going 3 years without a {woman} , it is overly time to reviving sexlife and getting {laid} .

relieving 

relieving - figuring to realize not being involved about because of nervous irritations about frustration to realize.
good grief, realizing that is relieving.
relieving by chronicjerkoff September 8, 2020

self reviving meme 

a meme that revives itself repeatedly
"dude, I just realized that All I Want For Christmas is a self reviving meme"
self reviving meme by DinoLG August 19, 2023