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receptionize 

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?
receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Statue of Reception 

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.
Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

Reflection and tranquility room 

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I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".

Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

sober reflection 

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.
John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.

self-reflection 

Self-reflection is when you think deeply about yourself or reflect on your past actions.
Bob- You are a changed guy, you are a more put together person than before.

Will- Thanks man, all I needed was some self-reflection.
self-reflection by 5up3r5u4r3z March 11, 2019