Reed

Reed the guy that wants to be other people. He likes the girls that many find annoying or way out of his league. He goes to others on advice about girls. He is independent, but not that hot. An average bod but girls find him ugly and don’t really like him. He has Asian best friends that are girls. You think that he might be single or that one virgin for the rest of his life but he really won’t. After meeting a girl that most guys don’t like Reed will simp for that girl to much, yet he knows that he is stupid and extremely ugly. Reed uses words like “I know” and gets to sassy at some times but when he shows you his personality you might end up liking Reed. He is a history nerd and only liked by few people. Many people bully him for a lot of things but Reed doesn’t get depressed about it.

Reed likes this girl her name has four letters and he dumps over her.

by The_truth_about_me January 11, 2022

Reed

A maga-Ginger. One who gains Ginger abilities in the night. Strongest during a full moon. A Reed can get sun burn from the moon on cloudy nights.

"Wow, that guy is such a Reed. What a douche bag."
"I hate Reeds."
"I can feel my Reed powers kicking in!"

by Matt, Reed, and Jake April 22, 2008

Reed

A combination of every mean word you could think of often used with you in a sentece.

Why you little Reed! You just ate my Reedin pie. I will shove my foot up your Reedin ass.

by ass head February 22, 2005

Reeding

Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai

"I didn't finish my homework because I was Reeding."

by Kuma February 27, 2004

Reed

An adorable person with brown hair and blue eyes like look like the ocean and sparkle in the sunlight. Has such an amazing personality and can make you smile and laugh. He’s so cute and he won’t believe you when you say it but he is. He’s a hard worker and is good at what he does. He’s also fun to be around and is the light of the room.

Olivia: “wow look at him he makes the whole party better. Is he a reed?”

Carmen: “yes he does and i don’t know but he’s to cute to not know”

by Babygirl36512 July 23, 2020

Reed

Your average reed will be wearing non-prescribed glasses and speak with a vast vocabulary to try to make him self appear smart. Even though he doesn't understand the word or know how to pronounce it, he will say it anyway. They are sometimes acquitted with a beanie that makes them look like a hipster. Does he drink coffee and pretend to be an enthusiast, yes. Does he say dumb jokes and try to be funny, yes. Will he ask you a question just so he can answer it himself, yes. Does he have his parents write his college essays for him, yes. Does he like to guzzle Dosh Jean's cum, yes.

Dosh: Hey what did you get for question 12?

Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.

Dosh: God what a Reed.

by Benqueedo Man December 7, 2016

Reeding

When rappers rap about smoking weed.

Is that Snoop Dogg reeding again?

by dax22 March 30, 2011