adj. short name for ridiculous
Henry: Yo Riley I am naked and eating!
Riley: Dude, you're actions are so reed.
by Nika is crazy! March 18, 2009
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A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.
"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"
by tehbanaynay June 4, 2014
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One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.
Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.
by Rick... March 8, 2013
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Reed is a name for a cute boy with blue eyes and a great since of humor. He’ll be there when you need him. He’ll make sure your doing everything right and your not slaking off. When he looks at you you’ll fell a shiver down your spine in hopes he fells the same way. You’ll see him at practice and on the bus cause he’s a grade older (7th grade). His friends will follow you and tell you he like you and you like him. You’ll get a boyfriend but that’ll only make you want Reed more. All of your friends will call him ugly when they’ve never even met him, you’ll stand up for him praying that they don’t think you like him. Everyone knows you like each other except for yourselves. You’ll give him stupid names like “turd bucket” and mess with his hair. You’ll throw things at him on the bus but you know that your doing it bcs you don’t want to talk to him. You’ll tell your friends to call him turd bucket and his friends will tell them that you love him. The truth is that you do and you can’t help it. Those blue eyes and a smile that light up the night. A sense of humor that only few people know of, and the kind heart that’s inside.
He’s such a Reed, she must love him to deal with his craziness
by Carmen The Potato November 10, 2019
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a pot smoking jew who is lazy.
look at that reed kid with his afro
by theunknowndog1 November 4, 2010
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Reed, as a last name, will define headstrong family that can get so much in life with their smarts.
Man I wish I knew a Reed now...
by ApplePi314 June 9, 2020
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Just an absolute dick and extremely obnoxious and he also picks his nose and eats his boogers or wipes it on another green surface.
Can you see Reed over there digging for gold? I think he touched his brain already. There's his daily snack. That'll last him the day.
by Emergencyツ May 14, 2019
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