Redditor

An antisocial person participating in the Social Media platform Reddit. A Redditor often thinks he is in terms of intelligence above the average individual (yet is not advanced in any school subjects) and denies the laws of society. A Redditor often has no girlfriend and is sexually frustrated and inexperienced.

“I think Society needs to be reformed, as I am an intellectual and stubborn I think I am able to do it all by myself without any previous experience of this subject.”

“So, you’re a Redditor?”

“hold up RING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Minecraft good Fortnite bad! TikTok bad Reddit good! Girls are boring I only hang out with THE BOYS! u/repostsleuthbot REPOST ALERT REPOST ALERT EW EW EMOJIS EW EE R/emojipolice R/ASKREDDIT I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT DOCTORS AND NASA EMPLOYEES HAVE THIS APP DOCTORS OF REDDIT WHAT IS THE WORST SURGERY U HAVE DONE OMG OMG INTERNET POINTS 4.5 K UPVOTES???!?!!?!?!?!! BIG BUG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS!”

by father baa August 30, 2020

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Probably the most toxic creatures known to man. They spend most of their time on the social media platform Reddit. The majority of redditors are usually a liberal, millennial, antisocial, miserable, socially inexperienced, closed minded, act self righteous while in reality actually being a complete asshole and will find anything to make an arguement in an attempt to try to make themselves look smart so that they can feel less insecure. They are usually below average intelligence and try to compensate for it by either arguing nonsensically or telling made up stories to gain pointless internet points. Many are atheists who are complete dickheads, having an illogical and unwarranted amount of hate for religion and think that just because they are atheist they are somehow intellectually superior, although this couldn't be farther from reality. In general, redditors are hateful individuals with no reasoning outside of their hivemind and are mostly unintelligent and delusional people; the biggest losers mankind has ever seen. Very few redditors are actually normal everyday people who aren't absolute garbage.

"Did you see that weirdo over there harassing people?"

"Yeah, they're probably a redditor."

by Russiandragon1394873 January 11, 2021

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I have 5 words for you- they are dumb as hell

Here are redditors in their natural habitat- fortnite bad, minecraft good. please give me the updoots. oh whats that, a person having an OPINION? NOT ON MY PLATFORM! WHY YOU LITTLE-. There, all done. That was a massive keanu chungus wholesome 100 chonker floor gang bruh moment. Edit- thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

by ThatOneLonk November 12, 2020

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the biggest political hivemind. They also think they are to good for social media.

the redditors bashed twitter after being in reddit for 72 hours.

by Fruit-Salad July 19, 2021

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A strange creature on the internet who recycles unfunny memes, and makes fun of people on the internet who didn't understand the shitty meme they made. Any argument they make can be refuted by simply uttering this phrase to them: "Shut the fuck up, redditor."

Redditor: OMG the Earth just started forming Lapis Lazuli from Minecraft!
Normal person: Idiot, Lapis Lazuli is a real mineral in the Earth.

Redditor: OMG HAHA THE JOKE I JUST MADE WENT RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD HAHAHAHA R/WOOOOSH HAHA THE JOKE FLEW OVER YOUR HEAD I'M GOING TO GET A LOT OF KARMA FROM THIS POST ON R/WOOOOSH HAHAHAHA
Normal Person, who is actually another redditor, which makes them not normal: HAHAHAHA YOU JUST FELL FOR ME FALLING FOR YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE R/WOOOOSHED I'M TOTALLY GOING TO GET A LOT OF KARMA FROM THIS POST ON R/WOOOOSH HAHAHAHA
Normal person: Shut the fuck up, redditors.

by watericesaltaye September 6, 2019

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