Red Turtle 

the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.

she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest

Red Turtle by in the out hole December 24, 2007

Red Turtle 

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.

"That tasted like a red turtle."

Red Turtle by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007

Red headed turtle 

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

Red headed turtle by Doohymer July 7, 2023

returtled 

Retarded, but in a sluggish, plodding, reptilian way.

Fireworks are against the law? That's just returtled.

returtled by tDizz October 13, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019