Red Turtle 

the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.

she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest

Red Turtle by in the out hole December 24, 2007

Red Turtle 

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.

"That tasted like a red turtle."

Red Turtle by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007

Red headed turtle 

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

Red headed turtle by Doohymer July 7, 2023

returtled 

Retarded, but in a sluggish, plodding, reptilian way.

Fireworks are against the law? That's just returtled.

returtled by tDizz October 13, 2007