red snapper

A female who can contract the muscles of their pussy in rippling waves during intercourse.

She had a red snapper, felt like she was squeezing my dick from the head down to my nuts, drove me crazy

by KFRG December 16, 2015

red snapper

After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.

The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.

by red snapper pro May 27, 2004

red snapper

A tight vagina that has been active for several hours in a day and is therefore red. The vaginal cavity is usually very irritated and swollen.

I was banging that bitch last night and by this morning her cooch was nothing but a red snapper.

by Sean Trr April 28, 2006

red snapper

A readheaded womans vulva hair and the surrounding labia.

You should see Chris's girlfriend naked. She has the scariest red snapper I've ever seen!

by b-dub fo shizzle January 23, 2009

red snapper

country slang for a budweiser

go to the cooler and get me another red snapper

by mark28 September 04, 2008

Red Snapper

A beaten and very used vagina.

This lady went fishing with three guys and came back with a red snapper.

by Nate X. August 27, 2006

Red Snapper

A nymphomaniac. A woman who loves sex so much that her cunt is almost always red and swollen. The snapper part of the expression referring to how tight and eagerly her cunt seems to snap shut on cock. Also in part a fisherman's pun in that red snapper fish do not let go of the bait easily even after being hauled aboard the fishing boat (in this case the worm is a cock). Red snapper is also a tasty fish dish.... Thus again referencing very agressive nymphomaniac behavior.

I found me a red snapper at the bar last Friday night and I am so sore now. I barely got rid of her before going to work Monday.

A famous early 1980s Ron Jeremy porn flick is about the "legend of the red snapper".

by well-duh May 25, 2009