red ryder

n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off

2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye

3)a BB gun
1) Little Jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.

2) That Pink chick is a total red ryder.

3) Bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.
by moan-e January 05, 2005
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Red Ryder

Shooting a girl in the eye with cum.
Dude. I totally pulled. A red Ryder and now my girl has to wear an eye patch.
by shortikat October 04, 2018
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Red Neck Ryder

by Cara August 16, 2003
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Red Ryder BB Gun

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.
Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
by MrDrEdward February 02, 2022
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