red ryder

n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off

2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye

3)a BB gun

1) Little Jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.

2) That Pink chick is a total red ryder.

3) Bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.

by moan-e January 4, 2005

Red Ryder

Shooting a girl in the eye with cum.

Dude. I totally pulled. A red Ryder and now my girl has to wear an eye patch.

by shortikat October 3, 2018

Red Neck Ryder

Cara McLeod is "red neck ryder"

by Cara August 16, 2003

Red Ryder BB Gun

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.

Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

by MrDrEdward February 2, 2022