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n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off

2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye

3)a BB gun
1) Little Jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.

2) That Pink chick is a total red ryder.

3) Bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.
by moan-e January 04, 2005
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Shooting a girl in the eye with cum.
Dude. I totally pulled. A red Ryder and now my girl has to wear an eye patch.
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