recrap

To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit.

Person 1: "Tell me how the staff meeting went."
Person 2: "Allow me to recrap..."

by B. S. January 2, 2009

recrap

What you have to do when you just can't get it all out on the first try. Most often occurs when you need to take a dump, but you don't want to be late for something, so you try to make it as quick as possible. Also may occur if you are constipated.

Guy1: Hey, so how'd it go?
Guy2: I dunno man, I may have to recrap later.

by Edwardo Restiyf March 10, 2010

Recrap

To recap information that is useless, inane or simply bad.

"Thank you for wasting the last ninety minutes of my life with that ridiculous presentation, and then having the gall to "recrap" it for us"

by coining buttress October 18, 2011

Recrap

A recap of crappy things.

A New Years recap of the (crappy) year. Recrap.

by JoeNJ2 December 31, 2013

Recrap

To take a dump, shove it back in and take a dump again.

I just did a massive recrap last hour.

by Majesticuni May 20, 2015

Recap

To summarize a finished event.

Can you recap the race? I left in the middle of it.

by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005

rekrap

1. (v.) To screw up epically and have to do solve it all over again
2. (n.) The act of already screwing up and to consequently taking possible measures to not screw up again.
3. (v.) To get a second chance (after an original crap) and take full advantage of it

Etymology:
from the English *Parker, the polar opposite of the *Parker

1. AJ: Can I get a rekrap on that?
2. The BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) police didn't take much action after the Oscar Grant incident so they could avoid a rekrap.
3. Damn, dude, that was totally lucky. We definitely got a rekrap.

by thechewbaccadefense February 11, 2009