hit with the reads

When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.

WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.

by Drew Debree March 29, 2016

reading books with nim

nim being forced by dream to read. not nightmare. nightmare is neglected for some reason.

insert cash or credi-
"READING BOOKS WITH NIM!"

"NIGHTMARE GET OUT THE VIEW! Anyways. Dream wanted me to read this book..-"

"3 little piggies-"

by Liv!Hakana May 24, 2023

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phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 March 18, 2018

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If you are reading this your gay as fuck

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If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 30, 2022

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Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021

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