raspberry beret

A mentrating woman's equivilent to a mushroom stamping, in which she drops trou' and rubs her bloody cooch on a bald mans head, or a full haied mans forehead, thus endowing him with a thin red, yet jauntily worn raspberry chapeaux.

I passed out early on in the party and that bitch Sally Rottenkrotch squatted over me on the couch and gave me a Raspberry Beret

by Tang Tickler December 03, 2009

Raspberry Beret

The act of eating-out a womans ass while she menstruates onto your forehead.

Tonys girlfriend gave him a raspberry berry lastnight. He liked it, the sick fuck.

by DOJ June 02, 2005

Raspberry Beret

The commission of a bare-assed fart on a bald man's head. (hence the "raspberry" sound.) This act can be of the sexual fetish or horrible college prank nature.

Nick was being such a douche at Jills party last night that we held him down and Tom gave him a Raspberry Beret. We laughed till we puked.

by Axl VanJovi November 25, 2011

Raspberry beret

Jacking off so hard you helmet turns red making it look like a rasperry beret

Dude, i jacked off so hard over Elaine last night i almost blew my, Raspberry beret

But, i gave her a good eye shot

by Welis13 March 02, 2018

Raspberry Beret

When a girl is menstruating and sits on someone’s face.

Bianca left a raspberry beret on his head after she mounted his tongue.

by aphrasheen November 27, 2022