A person who refuses to read a road map when they're going on a road trip. Usually repeatedly lost, or going the wrong direction thinking he has everything under control.
Hey Rand Mcnally, do you think maybe well be laying by the ocean within the next 72 hours, youre a fucking genius.....(putz)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'