by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011
A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
by WatterBottles February 11, 2022
A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by Balls McBallyballson O’Ballz February 26, 2023
naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole
it hurts
a lot
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole
it hurts
a lot
by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 8, 2009
A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.
by Russian chug December 30, 2021
The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.
Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
by Gannimal October 29, 2021
by Canadianbasterd November 4, 2021