Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

racoonizer

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.

girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer

by karinep05 June 16, 2009

Racooned

Bitch you look racooned did you get any sleep

When your eyes look realy dark under the eyes from not sleeping or being tired . I am so high I look racooned

by Racooned October 9, 2020

nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.

damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!

by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019

Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins

Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins

by Ozwold February 9, 2022

racoon

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"

by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021