racing tracks

The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.


Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.

My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.

by Brant September 27, 2004

race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump

"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."

by jbushido October 29, 2009

race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin July 16, 2017

Snack Pack Race Track

You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.

Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour

by Rick James6969 December 23, 2008

dirt track racing

It means racing but on dirt

Dude let's go dirt track racing

by Dirty racer January 09, 2015