r kelly

1. The act of having sex with a minor
2. Someone who has sex with a minor
1. "Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!"
2. "She was 12? He's such an R Kelly!"
by Rukas February 05, 2003
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r kelly

Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.
R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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r kelly

A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.
R kelly says " They try to charge me but Im not guiillttyy"
by pootytang March 13, 2003
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R Kelly

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
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The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.
by calven March 19, 2003
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Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.
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R Kelly

A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.
by M_Dubz152 July 01, 2023
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