qwser 

qwser, also known as 呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜, is a condition where someone cries so badly that all the water in their body dries up into a prune. (Btw the total water in a human body is 70% so there would be a flood in the qwser victim’s home)

Person 1: Your best friend left the country and went to China because you were too ugly
Person 2: qwser!!!!!
Person 1: calls ambulance, “excuse me doctor, we need emergency qwser treatment…”

qwser by Intelligentjudy October 7, 2021

qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl 

When your so stupendously bored and don't know what to do so you go on this crazy website and type in the keyboard letters 4 in a row and go in a specific pattern to find if there's a definition for and surprise surprise there is.

qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl

qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl by <(^v^)>Birdie February 25, 2017

qweerdo 

transitive verb. To insult somebody on the Internet, especially Livejournal, in a hateful, angry and/or hypocritical way.

All I said was that maybe Fox News didn't report that story accurately, and then the whole forum qweerdoed me for not bashing CNN.

qweerdo by Ruth Solomon August 28, 2008

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm 

When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.

Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!

qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm by TheMacaroni August 13, 2022

Qwerd 

A versatile declaration, originating in O-Hood ( Orange Street Neighborhood, New Haven, CT)

"Qwerd" has replaced "Word" which is used to convey a casual sense of agreement, affirmation, acknowledgement, or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.

What started as a joke, turned out to become one of the most commonly used words in New Haven. Those who choose to say "qwerd" outside of NH, risk being looked at as mentally challenged.

Adding insult to injury, there are other variations of the word such as:
"Qwerdy"
"Qwerdy-qwerd"

Person 1- " I got that fire"

Person 2- "Qwerd!"

Qwerd by GhandiSays January 7, 2010

qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv 

When you reach the final stage of boredom and you type half of the keys starting at q ending at t then the other half starting backwards at p and ending at y then repeated going down, starting at a ending at f then starting at l and ending at h then typing the last letter remaining g now the last row starting at z ending at c then the next side starting at m and ending at b then you finally type the last letter v. Most people type this just to see if something interesting pops up.

qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv

qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv by KingOfRandom January 22, 2016