qwagle

Godly bitch :D

Qwagle is such a god

by WthXbeadv October 10, 2023

quagledoo

a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable

Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".

"Fuck you, quagledoo!"

by B-LuE M-aFiA August 9, 2006

Qwagglebot

The act of breakdancing on a casket during a funeral.

Guy: Bust a move!
Woman: That's my husbands coffin, get off you monster!
Guy: Bitch sit back and respect a mans right to groove!

by Sean And Andy November 28, 2004

Quagle

The offspring of a Quail and a Cagle. The creature has been known to roam certain parts of the greater Los Angeles area. The creature feeds on midgets, bikers, skater kids, illegal immigrants, quesadillas, and people who won't bum a cigarette to a Quagle. The average Quagle can consume up to three times it's body weight each hour, although the average size of a Quagle doesn't get too much bigger than 5'6" tall with a 42 foot wing span, they generally weigh about 120 lbs, so due to the Quagle's eating patterns, it takes about 300 - 46,000,000 giant dumps per day. Quagles can't fly but they can play various death metal songs on the guitar. A Quagle's chirp is rumored to be able to cure Herpagonnasyphilaids, (the deadly combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDs.) But the unfortunate thing is that Quagles only chirp three times in their entire life span.

Very few people have had close encounters with a Quagle and lived to tell about it.

by Dr. Beyed Goington M.D. September 22, 2010

qwagree

To pretend to agree with someone even though you don't actually share his opinion, in order to avoid conflict or for the sake of moving the conversation along swiftly.

"So this moron is going on and on about the war in Iraq being justified, but I really didn't feel like getting into an argument at this time and place, so I just kept nodding my head and qwagreeing with him until the Ferris Wheel stopped."

by J Hobart B June 11, 2007

qwaggle

To throw up after a long night of drinking, or a big bong rip.

Man I was so drunk last night I qwaggled all over my girlfriend!

by That Boy Easy E June 22, 2008

Quagle

a soft and saggy penis that gets scrapped on the dirt when you are walking, automatically has E.D.

aww man my quagle is getting worses every day

by Bangojoe January 20, 2009