Refers to the
female "axe wound" and the hairs found there upon. If you look closely at the underside of the "roastbeef" you
will discover that there is always one hair, struggling for supremacy that is longer than all others. This is "The Queen Hair". If some bitch hasn't properly mopped her dungeon or stamped her
feet after a golden shower, the queen hair is particularly adept at retaining that one single solitary last drop of piss. This can then crystallise not unlike the copper sulphate crystals you used to grow at
school. If for any reason the queen hair is dislodged or ends up in somebody’s teeth, never fear, there
will always be another queen hair ready and waiting for crowning glory.