1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded
by seanisgay3 November 18, 2008
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Someone who behaves like an absolute moron and has a faggy attitude.
John: "I wouldnt consider myself religious but I am spiritual"

Tyrone: "Dawg you trippin, stop actin' like a queeftard"
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