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Tobaccanist's Quarter

27, especially 27 cigars. Similar to a "Baker's Dozen." Often, boxes of cigars contain 27.
I bought a box of cigars and got a Tobaccanist's Quarter!

"Here's a quarter now blow me" 

A phrase used by myself when playing trivial pursuit. Basically meaning hey fuck you ....
Jeri:Damnit you just got the green wedge
Me: "Here's a quarter now blow me"

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Quarter Pounder with Z's 

A very large joint assembled using 4 ounces of marijuana (quarter pound) and multiple Zig Zag rolling papers (Z's).
Is Harold's house on fire!?!

Nah, they're just smoking a quarter pounder with Z's.

Third Quarter Slump 

It refers to the third term of school where you stop giving a damn about your grades. During this period you are at the highest risk of getting a C.
Yo Mack after that epic Third Quarter Slump I've gotta work my ass off to pull a B

Quarter Squats 

Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.
Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!
Quarter Squats by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009