Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.

Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.

by Wegotjokes April 09, 2020

Quaranton

The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.

Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.

by Tenth Power March 31, 2020

Quarantoned

The act of falling out of shape while in quarantine.

My body has been quarantoned to the point I feel like Fat Thor.

by JQuarantoney April 04, 2020