Any baseball player who is a big enough badass to play in tournaments in Arizona, California, Florida, Texas, and their home state of Iowa (except for Drew- but he's so amazing that he can live in the middle of nowheresville Illinois and still play for the Cobras).
They are also known for never losing.
Erika: Man our brothers are so freakin amazing @ baseball Brian: Yeah that's why they play for the Quad City Cobras
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!