pzl 

Slang for 'please'. Pzl is magical and may work when plain old 'please' isn't getting the job done.

mysoulisblack: omfg dags.
mylifehatesme: pzl die thx.
mysoulisblack: oh, DOGS. Sure, I like dags. *dies*
mylifehatesme: lolololll

pzl by Nefarious January 29, 2003

pzlamqoxksnwicjdbeuvhfyrgt 

How bored can you get, random internet person? This is the only Google result for this term. You are either the epitome of bored, or else you're a masterful procrastinator who is just typing to mimic essay writing. There is no other way you could have gotten here. You need to find a better hobby.

Person One: Look, I typed qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp! I'm so bored!
Person Two: I'll do you one further. I broke Google. pzlamqoxksnwicjdbeuvhfyrgt.
Person One: woah . . .

pzlamqoxksnwicjdbeuvhfyrgt by limitlesskyes December 23, 2020

pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr 

The final level of true boredom. Only the few will ever reach here. If you're here, then I'm sorry but you are just too far gone.

pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr is reached by pressing p, then z then l then a then o then q, and so on until the 2 sides reach the middle. At this point, there is no going back. I hope you're proud of yourself stranger because you've reached ranks of boredom only the few have even dreamed of. Welcome to Boredom Purgatory.

pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr by pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr July 8, 2021

pzl8 

PEACE LATE

- that kid got ripped...

- pzl8!

pzl8 by andrew lolololollll October 16, 2008

pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr 

Secret level of boredom. Only a few will ever read this. If you've seen this, you are too far gone. I'm not sorry

It appears you've discovered pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr. Im sorry, but you're too far gone

pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr by pzlaoqkxmsiwjcnduehvbdyegvtfr July 7, 2021

pzlamqnekdocirjfbvhtugy 

The purest form of boredom, typing this means you have nothing to do or there is nothing that brings joy to you.
Only the most bored person in the entire internet world will type this.

Bob: Hey matt, how are you?
Matt: pzlamqnekdocirjfbvhtugy
Bob: oh, okay.
Matt: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

pzlamqnekdocirjfbvhtugy by Turtle Ventures October 3, 2021

pzlamqoxksnwicjdneuvhfbrytg 

This is when you get so bored that you decide to use up all your remaining brainpower to turn into a devil under satan and allow you to gain the knowledge of the dark side of the keyboard.

Person 1: Man Im bored
Person 2: Yeah Man same
Person 1: *Making Weird Noises*
Person 2: Are you ok?
Devil 1: pzlamqoxksnwicjdneuvhfbrytg
Person 2: Dies of boredom

pzlamqoxksnwicjdneuvhfbrytg by Devil 1: pzlamqoxksnwicjdneuvh October 5, 2023