How can you actually learn how to type on a Dvorak keyboard? That pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmwvz thingy really freaks you out because you make a hundred typos in one single word without even looking at the keys.
you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnnm, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, etc before finding out dvorak then searching this up didn't you?
Peter: i'm so bored right now.
John: Have you tried typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Peter: already done that.
John: How about things like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnnm, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv and etc?
Peter: nope already tried that already.
John: pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmyvz?
Peter: Wow Great idea!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'