How can you actually learn how to type on a Dvorak keyboard? That pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmwvz thingy really freaks you out because you make a hundred typos in one single word without even looking at the keys.
Peter: i'm so bored right now.
John: Have you tried typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Peter: already done that.
John: How about things like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnnm, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv and etc?
Peter: nope already tried that already.
John: pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmyvz?
Peter: Wow Great idea!