putting on lipstick
putting on lipstick by Dboy85 December 22, 2019
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putting on the lipstick
The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.
Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!
putting on the lipstick by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016
putting lipstick on a pig
A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.
Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
putting lipstick on a pig by Scoundrel August 10, 2004
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putting lipstick on a donkey
putting lipstick on a donkey by hidef March 29, 2004
putting lipstick on a pig
"Yo, John McCain's putting lipstick on a pig when he calls the same failed Bush policies of the last eight years Change"
putting lipstick on a pig by Vinfiz October 27, 2008
putting lipstick on a pig
Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes
putting lipstick on a pig by Precious Freedom March 3, 2010
putting lipstick on a pig
putting lipstick on a pig by Willie May 13, 2005
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