when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .
Lifeguard: are you gay?
Gay guy: why yes i am
Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?
Gay guy: yes,yes it is
Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!
Gay guy : yes lets!
Gay guy: why yes i am
Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?
Gay guy: yes,yes it is
Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!
Gay guy : yes lets!
by helen+jessi=horse January 4, 2010