Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne

Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std

by SlipperyOlive September 03, 2023