Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.

Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.

Punching Dick by bigboinword September 5, 2023

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Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

Dick-punching class by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

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dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009