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Pumpkin Carving 

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
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Pumpkin Carving 

Pumpkin carving;

The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity

pumpkin carving 

Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.
Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!

Pumpkin Carving 

To rub a vibrator tip between a woman's labia. The term derived from an MSN conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, "I just carved my pumpkin!"
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?

Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!

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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!

pumpkin carving 

the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.
man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon
pumpkin carving by spank McNasty February 7, 2012

Pumpkin Carving Party 

The most commonly used term to disguise a rally for white supremacists.
"Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"

carving a pumpkin 

A code phrase for taking a shit. Similar to droppin' the kids off at the pool.
hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.

cool...in the bathroom?
carving a pumpkin by chiahseed January 31, 2010
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