by Truffle butter is good December 24, 2017
by PAB91 March 23, 2011
by Sofya Rostov November 29, 2019
An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.
Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"
Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"
Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"
by Tor-whore July 1, 2014
Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.
by Cigar ass October 7, 2018
While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.
After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.
by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022
"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"
"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"
"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."
"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"
"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014