Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.

Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.

Public Bathroom Stance by big gangsta :0 March 17, 2022

public bathroom shit 

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

public bathroom shit by goobermacht September 22, 2025

public bathroom 

1) A last resort to excrete bodily waste in a desperate situation.
2) A great way to meet singles, as there are always phone numbers written inside the stalls of the public bathroom.
3) A fun but risky location to fuck.

"555-hot-fuck"

fuck online dating and all that shit, a hot chick left her phone # in a public bathroom, we hooked up and fucked in that very stall.

public bathroom by the dip July 4, 2006

Public Bathroom 

Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.

I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!

Public Bathroom by stumpytrumpy101 September 7, 2016

public bathroom 

Where senators go to end their careers.

The senator was reported to have had a wide stance in a public bathroom a.k.a. He's gay.

public bathroom by Scyfersythe October 20, 2007

public bathroom 

1.A completely wet room located in stores. All the stalls' doors are bashed in like Jean Claude Van Damme was in there. The most disgusting things are written in there. And there is always a girls phone number on the wall.

2.A six foot tall guy in a bunny suit

Look at this cockmuffin!!!

public bathroom by mIKE mURRAY is gay October 15, 2003

public bathroom 

The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.

Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.

public bathroom by gooftroop69 September 24, 2011