When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
by Garlic Head September 12, 2021
A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.
Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.
by XxThracianxX January 18, 2017
by twiddle_me_titties August 21, 2014
1. An insult shouted at some wee cunts out the back of a minibus.
"Ye Fort William 'Pube Warts'."
2. Those things you squeeze on your baw bag and nothing bad happens unless you break the skin.
"Ye Fort William 'Pube Warts'."
2. Those things you squeeze on your baw bag and nothing bad happens unless you break the skin.
by Maff_ETR May 22, 2020
Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.
Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!
Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!
by Nipple Tassler September 18, 2016
When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.
Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
by afaraci12099 August 18, 2016
A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world
Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster
by Dirty Mike n the boys October 15, 2017