An Asian propelled by rice as if he/she were a Suzuki.
A gook can survive on a single shot glass of rice for a week. Now that's one rice propelled motherfucker!
by Gookstacker May 11, 2019
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A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
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Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.
I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.
by randomjgh March 10, 2011
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A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.
Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃

Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!
by superT's July 29, 2023
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