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PROFECTIONIST 

The Profectionist was a perfect profesional
PROFECTIONIST by suckdick69 March 14, 2009
professionally perfect, without equal; unmatched in goodness
dawg, that was the most profectly rolled spliff
profect by dirtyhern November 5, 2009

Prodfuctivity

Spending the day cutting through red tape and doing paperwork and paying accounts and reporting, so there is no time to do any actual work to report on, therefore disappearing up one's own arse.
Bill : "I spent the morning paying accounts and reporting and chasing invoices up my own arse. It was total prodfuctivity. Later that day though I got through a shitload of actual work."

Ted: "Wow, that's counterprodfuctive."
I may not have been perfect when I got an 85% on my geometry test, but I was profect.

Even though I bailed while snowboarding, I was profect when I tried to do an ollie.
Profect by missknowitall99 July 30, 2011
Couldn't have done it any better, I'd say its profect!
Profect by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY August 16, 2018
An ability or positive quailty, i.e. the opposite of defect.
"His greatest profect is his ability to be legendary, all the time."
Profect by spiderwithabaldspot January 27, 2010