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Shit-prise

"Dude, my ex came by today, it was a shit-prise."

"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
Shit-prise by wake9whit June 17, 2013

Nobel Piece of Shit Prize 

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!

whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense
hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

prideshipping 

The fanfiction pairing of Yami Yugi and Seto Kaiba from Yugioh
A very sexy pairing, but it will leave you questioning your sanity.
"But Seto... I love you..." Yami whispered in urgency.
"I never love anyone!" Seto shouted!
*Five minutes later*
The two men exchanged saliva like their lives were on the line... oh wait... they were!
*cue dramatic music*

And that is an abrideged version of a typical prideshipping story