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After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
by Gloria Specker November 4, 2010
Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
by TANGO December 12, 2012
Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 18, 2021
After going to Burning Man for a week and only having access to Wet Wipes and porta potties with single-ply toilet paper, my first shower was amazing. I was pressure washing the undercarriage for a few minutes before I stopped feeling like a primate.
by partytrap October 9, 2010
"HIGH PRESSURE WASHING
MACHINE! "
you: Who the hell was that
me: it's RUI KAMISHIRO DUMBASS
The word "high pressure washing machine" means a washing machine going crazy and blowing up the whole universe ig
MACHINE! "
you: Who the hell was that
me: it's RUI KAMISHIRO DUMBASS
The word "high pressure washing machine" means a washing machine going crazy and blowing up the whole universe ig
by ruislimes November 7, 2022
When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 19, 2013