premature evacuation

Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.

Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!

by comaboy1971 January 2, 2012

Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 9, 2009

premature evacuation

1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop

Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.

by jklima September 17, 2008

Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller October 25, 2007