When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
by jaqueranda December 4, 2009
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
by soundgrrrl67 May 3, 2009
I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.
by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011
Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.
Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
by bizmike May 15, 2012
When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.
I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.
by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009
When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
by Smurph69 July 22, 2014