by JoshuaLeeYoung January 27, 2019
An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.
Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."
Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."
Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."
by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013
by Ember2047 March 10, 2021
by Joeyfromtheblock March 11, 2015
A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.
by Clyp May 25, 2015
A slightly viscous liquid ejected from the tip of the penis that acts as a lube for a hole. Does not contain sperm.
“Honey, all you need to do to get mommy moistened up is shove your dick inside of me and swirl those precummies around.”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”
by (Not)tonio February 16, 2021
by Tiddieslicker July 19, 2019
