one who is attractive enough to cause others to precum.
Joshua Lee Young is so precumable, looking at him has caused Allen Waiserman to precum
by JoshuaLeeYoung January 27, 2019
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An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.
Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."

Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."
by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013
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A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.
“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
Why not?”
by Ember2047 March 10, 2021
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That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard
I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner
by Joeyfromtheblock March 11, 2015
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A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.
"Joe couldn't graduate community college."

"BECAUSE he's a precum baby."
by Clyp May 25, 2015
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A slightly viscous liquid ejected from the tip of the penis that acts as a lube for a hole. Does not contain sperm.
“Honey, all you need to do to get mommy moistened up is shove your dick inside of me and swirl those precummies around.”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”
by (Not)tonio February 16, 2021
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