"Practicing avoidance" is just a passive aggressive way of saying you were giving someone the silent treatment or ghosting them.
by BEEFREE16 July 14, 2022
"He didn't get an education but he has practical intelligence"
by Winged Scourge May 20, 2010
the act of smoking marijuana in an automobile while driving. derived from the term "cruise", which then led to "tom cruise", and eventually became "Practicing Scientology"
by aanne June 21, 2010
by i_pk_pjers_i September 10, 2009
is a trick played on someone that is meant to be funny for people watching, though normally embarrassing for the person being tricked.
What would you do if someone called you saying they were Barack Obama? Florida Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call just like that the other day and like many people would, she assumed it was a radio station practical joke.
by shracaneits January 16, 2009
Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.
by balboabob January 30, 2016
A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.
"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."
by Holyoake July 7, 2008