POWER COCK

term founded by matt cenca on 10-28-08.

noun; a vainey, triumphant, buldging, thick, long, sweaty, male reproductieve organ. cannot fit in mouth at one time.

a handfull of basterdness cock.

Taylor took matt's power cock in her ass.

by Matt and Taylor March 12, 2009

Power Cock-Blocker

Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.

How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?

by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010

Power Hungry Cock Whore

A whore's who hunger for power is matched by her hunger for cock. She will suck and fuck as many managers, supervisors, and boss's as she needs to climb the corporate ladder. She's the skany bitch at the office that will most likely also get the promotion befor you and your hard work.

That power hungry cock whore stole my promotion for being boss's secretary!! that bitch!

by Dopeldog February 20, 2011

Poker Cock

Similar to the commonly used term poker face, a poker cock refers to the state of maintaining a flaccid penis while subject to highly arousing content.

That kid has been watching porn for 3 hours, but he doesn't even have a semi. He has a fierce poker cock.

by pokercock March 9, 2017

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.

Jessica and I might do a little bit of Irish cock plower this weekend.

by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.

Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.

by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

powerdock

verb

similar to the practice of docking, powerdocking is when you dock with another man, tape the penises together, and then box. Technically, the winner is the first one to knock the other out, but practically, no one wins in this sad spectacle.

"let's dock"
"no fuck that let's powerdock"
"no shut the fuck up that's disgusting"

by i<32powerdock March 25, 2010