Post-pone

A tasty sliceable baked good made from finely-crumbled Honey Bunches of Oats, Grape Nuts, and/or Raisin Bran, rather than corn-meal.

Having to "Post-pone breakfast" is a lot less disappointing when it merely means delightedly munching a hot buttered slice or two of that special yummy crunchy toasted-flour creation.

Post-pone by QuacksO November 10, 2018

post-poned 

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)

"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"

post-poned by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020

Postpone YIG Depression 

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.

-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers

Postpone YIG Depression by dama21 August 12, 2012

Postponed Birthday Sex 

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

Postponed Birthday Sex by melissayy! June 22, 2011

postponed 

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates

postponed by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

postponement 

the action of postponing something; deferral.

The postponement of the film’s sequel has held cinema-goers in eager anticipation for several months.

postponement by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

Cock Postpone 

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

Cock Postpone by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010